PHOTOS by HASH
YOU NEED A WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER YOU COULD DO A 12 HOUR FLIGHT WITH. SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU FEEL COMFY, SAFE AND SEEN.
WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY IN BIRMINGHAM
Lemme' paint you a picture real quick!
YOU NEED SOMEONE WHO'LL JUMP ON THAT CRAZY RIDE WITH YOU, SAY ‘YES’ TO FUCKING EVERYTHING, AND THROW THEIR ARMS UP NEXT TO YOURS
YOU NEED SOMEONE WITH “I GOT A CRAZY IDEA” VISION, AND ENOUGH WILD TALENT TO BRING IT TO LIFE.
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOUR LOVE STORY DESERVES TO BE TOLD IN IT'S OWN WAY.
You’re in the pub at the end of a long week. Your mates all around you chatting and laughing, your one ‘n’ only cuddled up against you. Everything just feels easier, doesn’t it? Like life with the colour turned up.
Well I reckon that’s how your wedding day should feel.
So I ain’t gonna rock up, start bossin’ you about and kill the vibe. I’d rather sit down next to ya, grab a beer and join the fun.
I’ve always been like a little social chameleon. Making friends in a heartbeat, bouncing and feeding off people's energy. Hell, I can read a room quicker than I can actually read.
And that’s my whole thing, I guess. I’ma be your biggest champion, your loudest cheerleader, and your best fucking mate.
IF YOU'RE HAPPY, I’M HAPPY. IF YOU'RE FEELING AWKWARD OR STRESSED OUT, I’MA MOVE MOUNTAINS TIL YOU’RE ON TOP O’ THE WORLD WHERE YOU BELONG.
EXPERIENCE
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VIRTUAL BREWSKI ☕️Let’s have a half-hour chat over zoom before you commit. Or if we’re close enough, fuck it, let’s kick it old school and meet face-to-face. And look, I get this is a big decision. I ain’t gonna hard-sell ya or make you feel obligated to choose me. It’s just a chance to have a good ol' chinwag and make sure we’re 1000% on each other before we all jump in feet first.
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NO SNEAKY FEESYou ain’t gonna want loadsa extra costs. And honestly, I can’t be fucked to send off shitty little invoices. So I won't be charging you by the mile, or tappin’ my watch come home time. Nor will I be invoicing you for that sweeeet coffee I bring you in the morning. We’re all pals here, and that’s how I want your whole experience to feel.
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TRAVEL INCLUDEDMate, you got enough to splash out on without me tackin’ on petrol money. If you’re good enough to invite me to your wedding, the least I can do is cover my own travel costs. That goes for destination weddings too, by the way. Languages, currencies, continents; I’m crossing them on my own dime.
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ONLINE GALLERY & PRINT STOREI’m a demon in the edit. And don't you worry, I’ma edit those photos like Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel. Just…quicker. Once that sex bomb of a gallery’s all finished and ready, you’ll get access to a shareable online gallery you can pass around to all your people. You'll all get offers and discounts to the online store as well, so you can get some decent high quality prints sent to ya door (I mean, you know you’re gonna want an epic fucking print over ya mantlepiece, right?!)
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‘BAD DECISION’ SUPPORTER AND COMPLIMENTARY HYPE MAN(That’s me, by the way, not some random Bez I bring with me) Got a crazy idea everyone tells you is ridiculous? Call me, we’ll talk each other into it. Want a leopard to do the ceremony? I’ma hold the leash and feed him treats. Need someone to calm you down, kick some ass and tell you everything’s gonna be alright? I got you, and I give the best hugs. I’ma bring all the good vibes, the goodest times, and all the positive energy you could ever need. We’re in it together, from the moment you book me, to the last hazy moment we stumble out the door.
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IF THERE’S AN EPIC SHOT, I’M DAMN SURE GONNA DELIVER ITI ain’t gonna put a limit on ‘how many hundred photos’ you’ll get. All I’ll cut are those half-blinking beauties, accidental photos of my feet, and shots of the inside o’ my lens cap. Aside from that, I'll deliver as much as I possibly can from what I shoot, and you'll get the best of the fuckin' best. The goofy laughs with your mates, the ugly cries, the after-dark Studio 54 vibes. All the best parts you remember, and all those wild bits that happened long after your memory clocked-out for the night!
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I AIN’T A ‘TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN’ KINDA GUYWe’ll call, we’ll Zoom, we’ll Whatsapp. I’ll send you everything you could possibly need to know about weddings, and I’ll still answer ya calls at all hours. I don’t take on that many weddings in a year. So if you’re one o’ my little club, I’ma take care o’ you like a big mama bird.
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ROSE PETALS IN THE BATH AND CHAMPAGNE AT SUNSET
xoxo
I mean yeah, sometimes it is. Sometimes it’s cuddles on the sofa and whisky at midnight. Sometimes it’s dancing like idiots, and belly laughing ‘til your sides hurt. Sometimes it’s racing hearts, boozy kisses and wandering hands.
What I’m trying to say is, just ‘cause it ain’t rose petals and champagne, doesn’t mean it’s not love.
So let’s fuck off all the well-worn poses, and magazine smiles. When I come, it’ll be with an open heart. Ready to tell your love story in a way that actually means something to you.
LET'S MAKE SOMETHING REAL TOGETHER, SOMETHING TRUE.
LET'S TUMBLE DOWN A RABBIT HOLE OF FREEDOM, MUSIC, AND PASSION. AND EMERGE WITH ART THAT COULD ONLY BE YOURS.
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PRICING
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VIRTUAL BREWSKI ☕️Let’s have a half-hour chat over zoom before you commit. Or if we’re close enough, fuck it, let’s kick it old school and meet face-to-face. And look, I get this is a big decision. I ain’t gonna hard-sell ya or make you feel obligated to choose me. It’s just a chance to have a good ol' chinwag and make sure we’re 1000% on each other before we all jump in feet first.
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NO SNEAKY FEESYou ain’t gonna want loadsa extra costs. And honestly, I can’t be fucked to send off shitty little invoices. So I won't be charging you by the mile, or tappin’ my watch come home time. Nor will I be invoicing you for that sweeeet coffee I bring you in the morning. We’re all pals here, and that’s how I want your whole experience to feel.
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TRAVEL INCLUDEDMate, you got enough to splash out on without me tackin’ on petrol money. If you’re good enough to invite me to your wedding, the least I can do is cover my own travel costs. That goes for destination weddings too, by the way. Languages, currencies, continents; I’m crossing them on my own dime.
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ONLINE GALLERY & PRINT STOREI’m a demon in the edit. And don't you worry, I’ma edit those photos like Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel. Just…quicker. Once that sex bomb of a gallery’s all finished and ready, you’ll get access to a shareable online gallery you can pass around to all your people. You'll all get offers and discounts to the online store as well, so you can get some decent high quality prints sent to ya door (I mean, you know you’re gonna want an epic fucking print over ya mantlepiece, right?!)
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‘BAD DECISION’ SUPPORTER AND COMPLIMENTARY HYPE MAN(That’s me, by the way, not some random Bez I bring with me) Got a crazy idea everyone tells you is ridiculous? Call me, we’ll talk each other into it. Want a leopard to do the ceremony? I’ma hold the leash and feed him treats. Need someone to calm you down, kick some ass and tell you everything’s gonna be alright? I got you, and I give the best hugs. I’ma bring all the good vibes, the goodest times, and all the positive energy you could ever need. We’re in it together, from the moment you book me, to the last hazy moment we stumble out the door.
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IF THERE’S AN EPIC SHOT, I’M DAMN SURE GONNA DELIVER ITI ain’t gonna put a limit on ‘how many hundred photos’ you’ll get. All I’ll cut are those half-blinking beauties, accidental photos of my feet, and shots of the inside o’ my lens cap. Aside from that, I'll deliver as much as I possibly can from what I shoot, and you'll get the best of the fuckin' best. The goofy laughs with your mates, the ugly cries, the after-dark Studio 54 vibes. All the best parts you remember, and all those wild bits that happened long after your memory clocked-out for the night!
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I AIN’T A ‘TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN’ KINDA GUYWe’ll call, we’ll Zoom, we’ll Whatsapp. I’ll send you everything you could possibly need to know about weddings, and I’ll still answer ya calls at all hours. I don’t take on that many weddings in a year. So if you’re one o’ my little club, I’ma take care o’ you like a big mama bird.
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"THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE MADE US FEEL F*CKIN' AMAZING & HE JUST KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE!"
EVE & DANNY
SHEFFIELD, UK
What people say!
"High energy and the best bloody hype man you could singly handedly chose for your wedding is Hash. He is THE best wedding investment we made!
From the initial 'hello', between the entire lead up and on the fucking day, Hash was there to prove that you haven't only hired a fucking rockstar of a photographer for your day, but also an unreal friend.
His work allows you to see the absolute magic in your day and special moments you will have missed from being busy, but he is able to hold that grounding feeling in a photograph which brings you right back to the exact moment it was taken.
He really captures your entire wedding day in the most breathtaking and dreamy way, and then edits them which exceeds your exceptions ten fold. He is a magician with a camera, somebody that'll have you in stitches on your wedding day and orchestrate your photos in the most laid back way you'll be thinking it was naturally laid out like that.
Simply put, he is the best and you will never regret booking him for your day."
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VIRTUAL BREWSKI ☕️Let’s have a half-hour chat over zoom before you commit. Or if we’re close enough, fuck it, let’s kick it old school and meet face-to-face. And look, I get this is a big decision. I ain’t gonna hard-sell ya or make you feel obligated to choose me. It’s just a chance to have a good ol' chinwag and make sure we’re 1000% on each other before we all jump in feet first.
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NO SNEAKY FEESYou ain’t gonna want loadsa extra costs. And honestly, I can’t be fucked to send off shitty little invoices. So I won't be charging you by the mile, or tappin’ my watch come home time. Nor will I be invoicing you for that sweeeet coffee I bring you in the morning. We’re all pals here, and that’s how I want your whole experience to feel.
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TRAVEL INCLUDEDMate, you got enough to splash out on without me tackin’ on petrol money. If you’re good enough to invite me to your wedding, the least I can do is cover my own travel costs. That goes for destination weddings too, by the way. Languages, currencies, continents; I’m crossing them on my own dime.
-
ONLINE GALLERY & PRINT STOREI’m a demon in the edit. And don't you worry, I’ma edit those photos like Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel. Just…quicker. Once that sex bomb of a gallery’s all finished and ready, you’ll get access to a shareable online gallery you can pass around to all your people. You'll all get offers and discounts to the online store as well, so you can get some decent high quality prints sent to ya door (I mean, you know you’re gonna want an epic fucking print over ya mantlepiece, right?!)
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‘BAD DECISION’ SUPPORTER AND COMPLIMENTARY HYPE MAN(That’s me, by the way, not some random Bez I bring with me) Got a crazy idea everyone tells you is ridiculous? Call me, we’ll talk each other into it. Want a leopard to do the ceremony? I’ma hold the leash and feed him treats. Need someone to calm you down, kick some ass and tell you everything’s gonna be alright? I got you, and I give the best hugs. I’ma bring all the good vibes, the goodest times, and all the positive energy you could ever need. We’re in it together, from the moment you book me, to the last hazy moment we stumble out the door.
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IF THERE’S AN EPIC SHOT, I’M DAMN SURE GONNA DELIVER ITI ain’t gonna put a limit on ‘how many hundred photos’ you’ll get. All I’ll cut are those half-blinking beauties, accidental photos of my feet, and shots of the inside o’ my lens cap. Aside from that, I'll deliver as much as I possibly can from what I shoot, and you'll get the best of the fuckin' best. The goofy laughs with your mates, the ugly cries, the after-dark Studio 54 vibes. All the best parts you remember, and all those wild bits that happened long after your memory clocked-out for the night!
-
I AIN’T A ‘TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN’ KINDA GUYWe’ll call, we’ll Zoom, we’ll Whatsapp. I’ll send you everything you could possibly need to know about weddings, and I’ll still answer ya calls at all hours. I don’t take on that many weddings in a year. So if you’re one o’ my little club, I’ma take care o’ you like a big mama bird.
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"NON-TRADITIONAL REAL LIFE WEDDING PHOTOS WITH A MOODY BUT FUN TWIST!"
"Before we even got engaged I knew there was one supplier we needed above everything else. The decision to choose our wedding date around Hash’s availability is the best one we made!
In the best way possible, we didn’t even notice Hash (aside from the couple and group shots) and that is EXACTLY what we wanted from a photographer.
If you’re wanting non-traditional, real life wedding photos with a moody but fun twist then it’d be hard to regret having Hash there! A complete professional (and laugh!) the whole process."
MOLLY & BEN
SHEFFIELD, UK